Tuesday, June 2, 2015

Conspiracy Infancy

A conspiracy theory before enough time has happened to allow the conspiracy to theoretically occur:

Step 1:  Stop tracking American phone use.

Step 2:  Blow up something HUGE.

Step 3:  Justify enslavement of Americans.

The government has a plan.


Discord said...

Somewhere prior to your step 1, there was this step: Use the media to fragment society into increasingly tiny groups that can't agree on anything.

Alexis Smolensk said...

I contend that effect was inevitable once humanity fell into the habit of roaming in tribes . . . cultural evolution, not a plan.